Tuesday, September 30, 2008

questions motherhood makes you ask

* when did i last wash my hair?
*did i brush my teeth this morning?
* is that the boot's snot?
* do they make post pregnancy bras with built in iron girders for support?
*if breast feeding burns calories can i eat all the chocolate hob nobs i want? no? why not?
*how many crying babies does it take to make you wish you'd taken a vow of celibacy? (Now this I know the answer to!)
*When will the baby wake up and can I make it to Fuerta Ventura by then?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

*if breast feeding burns calories can i eat all the chocolate hob nobs i want? no? why not?

ofcourse you can. Why not?

Well, one question I never had answer to in the mornings "When did you last feed the baby?"
I used to reply "4am - was that yesterday? - I think 5am today - no, he just cried in his sleep - just 1 hr ago I think"

SUR NOTES said...

" can i sleep long enough for the dream to stop when its supposed to end?"

Anonymous said...

Do they really feel like iron girders?

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