She Said " Which one looks better on me - the black or the red?"
He Said "Ummm... they both look nice to me"
She said " So should I take both of them then?"
He winced " Do you really need two ... take one"
She said " OK so which one... the black or the red?"
He said " Ummmm... they both look nice to me"
Moral... One would get more help shopping from a Lhasa Apso than from a spouse
And in other news the London Underground has united for a new cause - Harry Potter and the half blood prince! Everyone's reading it.