Friday, September 02, 2005

Got Milk?

Heard on Radio 4's morning news

" ...and in other news a thief has been terrorising a London neighbourhood by stealing the residents' milk bottles from their doorsteps. The thief sometimes leaves mocking notes for his victims saying 'Fancy your cereal dry?' "

There's nothing like a weird bit of news to get the day going!

6 comments:

progga said...

An interesting twist on the word "terrorising" there!

alpha said...

thieves with sense of humor.

'milking you for all it's worth.' another note they can use.

TomCruiseChellumm said...

This is too good to be true.
Who is this Dhoodama bin Laden?

Either it is Krishna Kanhaiah himself making a new avatar in Her Majesty's Land ( in fulfilment of that divine promise --yatha yatha hi dharmasya glanir bhavathi Bharatha, tadamanam srjamyaham....,or sambhavami yuge yuge)
Or it isIndia's new wicket keeper from Jharkhand, Mahendra Singh Dhoni who cant do without so much of milk every morning

Falstaff said...

"And when the milkman comes leave him a note in the bottle
Penguin dust, bring me penguin dust, I want penguin dust -"

- Gregory Corso, Marriage.

apu said...

Ah... the milk of human kindness...

alchemist said...

yeah and there something in the papers about a nude robber... he would snatch bags etc from women who were too stunned to do anything... i thought he would have been more open to a kick at the right place...