Heard on Radio 4's morning news
" ...and in other news a thief has been terrorising a London neighbourhood by stealing the residents' milk bottles from their doorsteps. The thief sometimes leaves mocking notes for his victims saying 'Fancy your cereal dry?' "
There's nothing like a weird bit of news to get the day going!
5 comments:
An interesting twist on the word "terrorising" there!
thieves with sense of humor.
'milking you for all it's worth.' another note they can use.
"And when the milkman comes leave him a note in the bottle
Penguin dust, bring me penguin dust, I want penguin dust -"
- Gregory Corso, Marriage.
Ah... the milk of human kindness...
yeah and there something in the papers about a nude robber... he would snatch bags etc from women who were too stunned to do anything... i thought he would have been more open to a kick at the right place...
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