Violet haired girl with many piercings and a Care Bear backpack (you can't make these things up) gets on the train at Hadley Wood. Her phone rings.
"No, I don't want to meet Alex, he's a twat. No offence an all. Just don't like im"
Conversation at other end (CAOE)
"Yeah but... no I don't want to"
More arguing on whether to meet with friend and Alex the twat. Sudden sharp intake of breath.
"What she slapped you?"
"Where? Around the face?"
"I can't believed she slapped you? where?"
"No not that where, as in where? around the face? Did she slap you around the face? No I get that, but where? Around the face."
"God I can't believe she slapped you around the face. Bitch. Who does she think she is? I can't believe that. You don't go slapping people around do you? No it's wrong, that's what it is. You don't slap people period. she's going to get slapped one of these days. I might do it"