a kegel exercises (read importance of kegel exercises here)
b wonder which phillip treacy hat shape one's chewed nipples most resemble. i'm inclined to go with no 3 at the moment (if i had a glue gun, some sequins and feathers on hand i'd even make a phillip treacy hat out of my nipples. (no reason why one can't be fashionable post delivery. also i promise this is the last time you'll be reading the word nipple on this blog.)
c more kegel exercises (i cannot stress the importance of this)
d try to remember all the lyrics of certain annoying ad jingles then desperately try to forget them.
e some more kegels (ignore this at your own peril)
7 comments:
you sure you want this to be your last post about 2 am feeds?
come one there will be many more precious formulations made at 2 am in the coming months. we are here, waiting!
Oh Please keep writing about nipples and such like. It will help keepyou sane and us amused!
wow..you are awake enough to think so much at 2am?
I feed, change, washup - everything while sleep walking!
Just saw the ad and died laughing though I didn't understand a word!
I hear ye woman!
Could not find a suitable section so I written here, how to become a moderator for your forum, that need for this?
...please where can I buy a unicorn?
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