Sunday, June 08, 2008

Wanted

Detachable fake smile that emits tinkling laugh to mask grinding of teeth noise. To be worn when certain Mamis remember former lactating breasts that were as abundant as the Niagara Falls and then add 'tsk tsk paal porale unakku' (milk not enough for you.)

ps. thanks to everyone for their wishes! Boot and Shoefiend doing rather well.

18 comments:

B o o said...

Welcome to the club! And let me know if you get what you want. I ll pay twice the price! ;)

La vida Loca said...

heh!
I need 1 too..

mumbaigirl said...

Just go ahead and grind your teeth at them.

Shyam said...

The sooner you come back, the better for your teeth! :)

Krishnan said...

Certain Maamis and their annoying Maamisms

Krishnan said...

Certain Maamis and their annoying Maamisms

Krishnan said...

Certain Maamis and their annoying Maamisms

Krishnan said...

Certain Maamis and their annoying Maamisms

Krishnan said...

Sorry, my machine has gone crazy. Delete rest of my comments.

radhika said...

sigh...been there. and no, i never found that fake smile either. mamis will always have 'better times' to remember, so you just hang in there ;-)

SUR NOTES said...

while you are grinding your teeth , just bite a chunk or two off their flesh.

NOTHING is more annoying then people walking into the room, seeing a baby cry, and saying, oh, do you have enough milk?

do not spend good money for that tinkling laugh. BITE.

Anu said...

Play them at their game...

"I know what to do ... must be this English thanee..."

Friendly Stranger said...

Hi There....
Nice blog!
Happy blogging....

Sowmya Srikrishnan said...

God! I've been there too....never had enough for my baby. I knew it myself. But, when someone asked me or told me so...I'd get furious.

My baby & I struck a deal in like 4 weeks time. I started formula then :)

Btw, first time here - congrats!

Morpheus said...

nice blog. little milk..hello!! Keep a big bottle of beer handy to open under their nose..no grind teeth..take revenge..make them grind their own. Tinkly laugh shall come automatically...

Munimma said...

congrats! didnt know about the addon. more of that in the future I guess ;-)

Munimma said...

I meant more of the you-arent-as-good-a-mum-as-me-isms.

Alpha said...

tis the problem with non-hindi speaking maamis...they name their kids 'ghost'.