Today will be the day I change my life.
‘I will exercise more’ I say to myself as I catch the bus to the station.
‘I will eat the recommended 5 portions of fruit and veg a day’ But let me finish this Mars Bar first.
‘I will start my job hunt today’ I decide. Perhaps I should wait for my bonus.
‘I will control my temper, be more patient’ I vow and silently curse the woman before me as she negotiates stairs, cell phone and wheelie suitcase at the same time.
‘I will watch less television from today’ I promise and settle down for The Simpsons, The F Word and Friends.
‘I will look after my skin’ I pledge and fall asleep with my mascara on.
And tomorrow becomes today.
The day I will change my life.